Christmas Coloring Pages and some fun Christmas jokes!

It’s time to share some Christmas coloring pages! Coloring pages are a monthly thing I will be doing. October and November were big hits so I hope you enjoy what I have for December. I like to focus them around a holiday or something that strikes me relating to that month. Thant is why I went with Christmas. I know not everyone celebrates Christmas hut I hope to cater to all on most months.

Along with the coloring pages I wanted to share some fun Christmas jokes and puns. You can enjoy these while you’re coloring!

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?
Rude-olph!

What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!

What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
Camel ye faithful

What do you call a greedy elf?
 Elfish

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple

What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap

Why do reindeer tell such good stories?
Because they all have tails

What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents?
Santa pause

What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Christmas Coloring Pages Downloads!

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I hope you’re having a wonderful December and have some fun with these!