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Twelve days

&

Twelve jokes

&

One SPOOKY print

Equals a ‘FuNnnn & Happi’ time the rest of the month!!

Halloween Definitions :

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Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any super model.

Witch: See “Mother-in-Law.”

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Q. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!

Q. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin

Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure

Q: What do you use to mend a Jack-O-Lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.

Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.

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Have fun with this halloween printable!

HALLOWEEN. BOOOOOO!!!

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Enjoy!

Jillene