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October 19, 2012 by Jillene

12 BOO’s Until Halloween!

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Twelve days

 

&

Twelve jokes

 

&

One SPOOKY print

 

Equals a ‘FuNnnn & Happi’ time the rest of the month!!

 

 

Halloween Definitions :

 

Ha Hahahahah HAha HAHAhah!!!

 

Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any super model.

Witch: See “Mother-in-Law.”

 

Ha Hahahahah HAha HAHAhah!!!

 

Q. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
A. He was a pain in the neck!

Q. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin

Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure

Q: What do you use to mend a Jack-O-Lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.

Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.

Ha Hahahahah HAha HAHAhah!!!

Have fun with this halloween printable!

HALLOWEEN. BOOOOOO!!!

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I linked up on this AWESOME blog!

Lil\'Luna

 

Enjoy!

 

Jillene

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Hi! I'm Jillene. “Enjoy life and share that JOY with others!" That’s my motto and inkhappi is my way of sharing this with the world. I love to be inspired and, in turn, I would love to inspire others through inkhappi. inkhappi puts the {i} in happi giving you the chance to create happ{i}ness with whatever inspires you!

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Comments

  1. Britney {Jesse's Girl} says

    October 19, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Hahaha love those jokes!

    Reply
    • Jillene says

      October 19, 2012 at 2:08 pm

      Thanks brit me too! The one that really made me laugh the most was the last one.
      Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
      A. A mop.
      Bahahahah 🙂

      Reply
  2. Kathie says

    October 21, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Thanks for sharing all of these awesome printables at Gettin’ Krafty With It!

    Reply
    • Jillene says

      October 21, 2012 at 2:28 pm

      Thank you Kathie! I enjoyed getting familiar with your Blog also!

      Reply
  3. [email protected] says

    October 25, 2012 at 5:56 am

    Featuring YOU today! You were the most viewed link at last week’s {wow me} wednesday. Thanks for linking up!

    Ginger @ GingerSnapCrafts.com

    http://www.gingersnapcrafts.com/2012/10/take-look-at-you-my-favorites_25.html

    Reply
    • Jillene says

      October 25, 2012 at 9:50 pm

      Yay! That is way eXciting! 🙂 I love your blog Ginger. I spent thE day at disneyland and just saw this. Thanks for sharing with me!!

      Reply

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  1. Halloween Printables ... Banners & More! - inkhappi says:
    October 16, 2013 at 5:39 am

    […] and it originates in a post in which I share 12 FUNNY halloween jokes. You must check them out HERE. You can also get the download link for this print there also. […]

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